I'm 20.
I'm Paralysed.
I'm just trying to live my life.
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Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl.
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Jack Sparrow just got way cooler.
BABE
Yo, this is why Norrington said he’s the “worst pirate I’ve ever heard of,” and then Jack followed it up with, “But you have heard of me.”
Because Jack was branded a Pirate because he freed people rather than stealing anything. So Norrington, with his sense of duty, knows that Jack has been branded a criminal for actively not being a terrible human being. Norrington is torn between his duty as a naval officer and knowing that Jack is right.
He freed exactly 100 people, that’s why his debt to Jones was 100 souls. Davy has a sick sense of irony after all. Jack freed 100 souls and as a consequence his ship got sunk. Now his ship has been raised and as a consequence, he has to enslave 100 souls. This explains his reluctance to actually pay back the debt.
“People aren’t cargo, mate.”
Jack, I love you.
now try and tell me jack sparrow isnt perfect. try. fucking try.
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here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:
- hug
- go on walks while holding hands
- smile
- kiss
- cuddle
- have cute little dates
- have movie nights
- take adorable pictures
- go new places
- try new things
- fall in love
- brutally fuck you
- look at the stars
- do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
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Anonymous asked: answer all the questions 1-47
Interrogate me
1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend? Sure, preferably a girlfriend.
2.When did your last hug take place? Some dude at the Daft Punk album release
3.Are you a jealous person? Surely am
4.Are you tired right now? Sort of
5.Do you chew on your straws? I surely do
6.Have you ever been called a tease? Not once
7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? 64 straight, Warcraft is a hell of a drug.
8.Do you cry easily? I don’t cry
9.What should you be doing right now? Dunno, sleeping?
10.Are you a heavy sleeper? Shit yea
11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months? Yeah I’m fairly confident
12.Are you mad at someone right now? Always
13.Do you believe in love? Always.
14.What makes you laugh no matter what? Lexie
15.Who was the last person you talked to? Dad
16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like? Butterflies?
17.Will you get married? Hopefully
18.When was the last time you smiled? Umm when I was watching Community.
19.Does anyone like you? Doubt it
20.Do you secretly like someone?
21.Who was the first person you talked to today? Lexie
22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? I don’t feel comfortable talking to people about stuff
23.What are you NOT looking forward to? The future
24.What ARE you looking forward to? Tattoos
25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it? Doubt it
26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do? Feel sorry for that person
27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year? Maybe
28.Are you a forgiving person? Yep
29.How many TRUE friends do you have? 3
30.Do you fall for people easily? Yes
31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend? No
32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth? Fizzer
33.Who was the last person you drove with? My sister
34.How late did you stay up last night and why? 2. Watching FullMetal Alchemist
35.If you could move somewhere else, would you? Ireland
36.Who was the last person you took a picture of? Lexie
37.Can you live a day without TV? Yes
38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed? All the time
39.Three names you go by.. Matt, Madden, madman
40.Are you currently in a relationship? No
41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie? Armageddon
42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate? No
43.What’s your current problem? Paraplegia
44.Have you ever had your heart broken? Yes
45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships? They don’t work
46.How many kids do you want to have? 3
47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them? Always
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
ideas:
- netfics: just like netflix except it’s fanfic professionally acted out and produced instead of tv and movies
- icdb: international commercial database, like imdb except for commercials so we can find out who all the cuties in commercials are
i smell a worthwhile kickstarter
netfics is just gonna end up being porn isn’t it
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My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself
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